Wednesday, 29 August 2007

A Quick Non-Hip Hop Related Post...

Just read this recently and it was the first time in ages I actually started to laugh out loud while reading something...

Take Brad Pitt's following dialogue from Fight Club and replace the word 'fight' with 'wank' (for all non-British readers, find out what this means yourself). And you have...

The first rule of Wank Club is - you do not talk about Wank Club. The second rule of Wank Club is - you DO NOT talk about Wank Club. Third rule of Wank Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the wank is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a wank. Fifth rule, one wank at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, wanks will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Wank Club, you have to wank.
Immature? Yes. Funny? Hell yeahhhhhhhhhh!
I'm out.

3 comments:

SniperInTheMist said...

'sixth rule - no shirt no shoes.

In the realms of wank club this puts a very odd picture in my head.

I actually read somewhere that 'wank clubs' properly exist. I think it was in Bizarre magazine or summat a few year back, summat about loads of lads just going into an underground club and having races to see who could finish first...very odd (and no, I haven't tried it, and wouldn't either). If you put it into google you'll probably find out about something like that, just don't do it at work.

Anyhoo...

Umar said...

why didnt i think of that? lol! funny shit

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